Our phone conversation about a package.....
Him: You have a package here.
Me: Thanks.
Him: It feels like pants.
Me: It isn't pants.
Him: It's pretty heavy, I think it's pants.
Me: I'm pretty sure it isn't pants.
Him: Well, what else could be so heavy?
Me: Dude, do you even know me?
Him: I don't know why someone would order pants to be delivered.
Me: It's fabric, it isn't pants! Open it up!
Him: You don't have to yell, I already left the package in the house. I don't really care what it is. I thought it was for me, but then I thought it was pants and knew it wasn't for me. Anyway, you have a package in there.
Me: Oh, my God. Thanks. Do we have any wine?
It was this heavy oilcloth I bought to make bags. I'll start by making a wine tote.
10 comments:
Too funny! So, cool looking pants you got there.
Even funnier if you're a Brit because pants are knickers to us!!
Like Gill, I thought you were talking about undergarments because I am a Brit too. It took me a while to realise. I was just thinking, wow, she must use some pretty hefty tummy control whoppers ;0)
I love that deer picture frame fabric and didn't know it came in shiny.
This post is hilarious! Totally cracked me up - I'd need wine after that conversation as well!
I will totally check my American / British dictionary next time!
I may need tummy control, but not that thick!
Too funny! Sounds like conversations I have with my husband!
Your posts make me LOL and forget my long day :)
LOL! Thank you! I needed a good laugh!
OMG. . you 2 are awesome! Wine in Oregon anytime!
My fella says you should make him some pants to just make a point &heart;
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