Our phone conversation about a package.....
Him: You have a package here.
Him: It feels like pants.
Me: It isn't pants.
Him: It's pretty heavy, I think it's pants.
Me: I'm pretty sure it isn't pants.
Him: Well, what else could be so heavy?
Me: Dude, do you even know me?
Him: I don't know why someone would order pants to be delivered.
Me: It's fabric, it isn't pants! Open it up!
Him: You don't have to yell, I already left the package in the house. I don't really care what it is. I thought it was for me, but then I thought it was pants and knew it wasn't for me. Anyway, you have a package in there.
Me: Oh, my God. Thanks. Do we have any wine?
It was this heavy oilcloth I bought to make bags. I'll start by making a wine tote.